Tremendous Blondette

Ever wonder what happens if you buy panties that are one size too big? Well folks, let me tell you about my trip to Hy-Vee yesterday. First, I was super excited this weekend to buy some new, pretty panties on sale. Maybe it’s a girl thing, but a new pair of panties every so often just adds an extra bounce in your step because you know what’s under your clothes looks goooood.

Well, I learned a valuable lesson about undies yesterday. Perhaps we all know the lesson of buying too small, but buying too big is just as tragic. Going commando in the Hy-Vee because your panties won’t stay on is not fun. Nor is going to the Hy-Vee bathroom 3 times as you contemplate which is worse: walking around with your undies clenched at your thighs, or walking around the grocery store with your panties in your purse and the special breeze only exposed privates can give you. Oh, did I forget to mention I was wearing a DRESS. It’s a really pretty black and off-whiteish Spring dress. Like my new underpants, I was excited to wear it. In fact, I had to wait for a day that was special enough for the unveiling– and I ask you, what day is better than a near 80 degree St. Patrick’s Day?

The upside? At least I didn’t have to be paranoid that my dress was tucked into my underwear, thus exposing my rear.