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Dear Sephora at JCPenney on Skyview (aka, super close to home),
I want to thank you for your EXCELLENT customer service today! You were so helpful! I really appreciated the way you ignored me and offered to help other customers. I also really liked the way you looked at me when I was “in your way” as I was shopping the vast selection of delightful makeup items*.
It feels good to know that I can walk into a store not looking my best (no makeup) and still be treated well. You saw past the capris and Peeps t-shirt and saw the potential of $100 plus sale. Thank you!
The other customers were also super considerate. In fact, I didn’t mind moving for everyone else when they happened up to the row of merchandise I was inspecting. Nope! NO PROBLEM! Let me just get out of your way! No, it’s okay, it doesn’t matter that I got here first! Please, reach around me and push me out of the way. I like it.
*the only part of this that is not sarcastic is the vast selection of delightful makeup items. They had so many lovely things that I wanted to buy. Too bad for them. *sigh* I really wanted that eyeshadow. 
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Blondette
Katie Leas is an English degree holding semi-blonde from Kansas City, Missouri who found her way into advertising and internet marketing when she saw an ad for a copywriter and realized she wasn't qualified, so she applied for an internship instead. Today, she's the manager of her own niche internet marketing department.
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It’s the snooty Johnson-county-esque behavior that people in Platte County are turning into. A bunch of materialistic $%*@s.
This is why you should move out of that neighborhood.
bitches lost a good sale–I’ll just buy stuff online