Tremendous Blondette

It’s been too long. I sit here in my robe, with a towel upon my head and realize, some of you may have forgotten me. and particularly, whether or not you are me.

So, you might be Katie Leas if:

1. You feel more content when you wear Satsuma body butter. mmm
2. You are reading a book that talks a lot about lobsters and you aren’t yet sure if it’s going to stick.
3. You can’t stop looking at your right foot.
4. You know not everyone who reads this will understand why you would be looking at your right foot.
5. Your hair is getting long
6. it’s now past your shoulders
7. and it’s probably going to get longer because it will take at least another month before you get your butt to the salon.
8. You need to do laundry, take out the trash, and buy cat litter.
9. You’ve learned why people call it a “Crackberry.”
10. You really have to start working out again or you are going to hate yourself.
11. You know “she’s just bein Miley”
12. You’ve recently become more aware of the male obsession with the high five
13. You’re not entirely on board
14. because you’re female.
15. You still wonder
16. You’re excited about growing tiny flowers in miniature pots.
17. Same old, same old.
18. You’d like to go on a real vacation this year.