Tremendous Blondette

And thus I begin my tale. Sitting criss cross applesauce on Tammi’s couch while doing laundry (maybe I should write about how my washing machine is broken and I’ve been relying on the kindness of friends to get my clothes cleaned) and watching football I must catch everyone up on their favorite topic: me.

It’s been several days dearest skimmers (yes, I said skimmers–no one reads on the internet do they?) and I must tell you, I have so many little things I can blah about, but nothing necessarily large. Despite having to work all day Saturday and not being allowed to wash my hair on Sunday, I had a great weekend. Shall I tell you why? nope.

On being vegan
I thought about quitting my veganism but realized I would look and feel like an asshole if I did. Tomorrow marks my 1 week anniversary of being vegan. I may buy myself flowers and a card. I may not.

On Bob Saget
Does he do drugs?

On Why I love My Bed
It’s soft. and large. and bedlike. mmm.

On Hamsters
They have little feet.

TOUCHDOWN RAVENS!!!!!!!!!!

Off the Roster
My team affinity. I didn’t pick a single winning team yesterday. Then again, I just decide which team I like based on their colors and how I feel about the city they represent.

Off the dial
My air conditioner! It’s sweatshirt weather (at night.) I love autumn.

Off again
The dryer. Gotta go get my laundry.

What do you want me to write about? Something interesting? ha.