You Might be Katie Leas if: Part III
As I have yet to convince a few people that they are not themselves, and they are in fact, me, I must share a few more clues.
You Might be Katie Leas if:
- You thought of more stupid things to post about yourself on the Interweb.
- You finally framed The Rest
- but Squares with Concentric Rings is still wearing its plastic and pricetag– and is affixed to the wall above your desk!
- You’re a pretty awesome hostess. and you actually like hostessing
- You finally bought art for your bedroom walls and it does not have naked people!
- or cats
- You work while on vacation.
- You already forgot some of the things that might make you Katie Leas.
- You’re very patient and easily pissed off by those who are not patient.
- You still want to write a novel.
- and publish a book of personal essays.
- You like redheads.
- You can’t stop at 3.
- You are a member of an elite message board and have Internet friends.
- who you’ve actually met and hung out with.
- and you aren’t ashamed. in fact, you think meeting people online is cool because you usually meet over one common interest and find out a lot more that you have in common and it makes it way easier to build a friendship.
- You want a dog. (but first you need a house with a fenced in yard. *coughBriancough*
- Your brother is your best friend. He might not know that you feel that way.
- You think it would be cool to convert a barn into a house.
- You didn’t know your real name was Catherine until kindergarten. You thought your name really was Katie Marie.
- Your mom used to call you Princess Mary La-La.
- and BubblesMcGee
- but her nickname was “Tuper” and to this day no one knows where the heck that came from.
- Some of your best childhood memories are of your mom reading you The Little Princess and A Secret Garden.
- And fairy tales (Cinderella was your favorite.)
- You learned the word soporific from Peter Rabbit.
- You can recite the lines from “Meet Me in St. Louis.”
- One of the first things you do upon returning home is pet your kitty.