Tremendous Blondette

Prologue

On Saturday, I put the back seats in my car down to allow for more room for the large posters and frames I bought for my apartment.

Chapter 1: Man It’s Hot Outside!

My story begins in the Wal-Mart parking lot. After I finished loading my purchases into my trunk and had returned my shopping cart to the nearest cart corral, I opened my driver’s side door, set down my purse in the seat and proceeded to put my back seats in their proper upright positions so my groceries would not roll around the entire car. Once I finished, I got in the driver’s seat and was closing my door and such as I heard a series of 3 chirping horn honks. The lady next to me was trying to tell me to close my door faster.

Basically, the 30 seconds it took for me to pop my seats back in place and get in my car and close the door were cramping her style. In fact, as if waiting for me to close my door hadn’t been terrible enough, she actually had to wait for pedestrians before she could back out of her parking spot!

It was pretty great when she was still waiting to turn left out of the parking lot while I cruised by taking my right hand turn, sailing toward home while she waited, waited, waited.

And she drove a blue minivan. So, I guess I should feel sorry for her a bit, eh?

Epilogue

Having sped away gleefully yet with rage, I happened upon a large cranberry colored truck with camouflage trim. It made me giggle and some of the anger from the evil hoes beast in the blue minivan subsided.

The End