Tremendous Blondette

You might be Katie Leas if:

1. You prefer alpacas to llamas because alpacas are not just weird looking, they’re fluffy.
2. You can switch from court jester to philosopher in 2 seconds without the aid of drugs or alcohol.
3. You really, really like lolcats.
4. You don’t quite like all the Chuck Norris stuff your friends like, but you appreciate the fine form of the hidden gusset.
5. You don’t get the Hoff.
6. You try to make sure people know you are a natural blonde because you aren’t sure your hair is blonde enough.
7. You’re posting because someone found your blog and you totally have to keep it updated now to entertain your public.
8. You went from Saturn to Scion.
9. Your drink is still Captain and (Diet) Coke.
10. One of your all time favorite dreams is of owning a horse ranch even though you don’t actually ride (yet.)
11. You HATE flying but you love seeing new places. That’s why they created barbiturates, right?
12. Reading makes you feel like yourself.
13. Reading makes you feel not like yourself.
14. You can’t tell a real joke with a punchline but you are great with one-liners.
15. You have a kitty cat named Gracie and you feel guilty if you come home too late because she’s been home alone all day.
16. Lolcats are relevant to your interests.
17. You never know how to answer the question “where are you from?”
18. You will add to this list in another post.