• Awake

    Awake

    Sometimes I think I’m pretty clever. One out of nine attempts at humor actually turn out to be funny to...
  • Upside Down MMM

    Upside Down MMM

    How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize...
  • Overpriced Chicken

    Overpriced Chicken

    In all my laziness, I seem to have given up cooking. This evening I was craving a grilled chicken breast...
  • Hourly Rates

    Hourly Rates

    A phenomena that I’ve observed since adulthood – things I would say, do, or feel are different based on the...
  • Worst Times to Start a Diet

    Worst Times to Start a Diet

    I am an experienced dieter. As such, I learned that you set yourself up to fail or quit if you...
  • Names I Would Never Give a Pet or a Child

    Names I Would Never Give a Pet or a Child

    There are certain words you say with distress, disgust, and dread. These words make bad names for things you love...